Expert-led
Astronomer Kirsten Banks travels with the group
Kirsten runs sessions through the voyage on what you're about to see and why it happens, and there are stargazing nights out on the water. The telescope projects onto a big screen, so there's no queuing for a turn at the eyepiece — you all see the same thing at the same time.
Cairo to Aswan
Overnight by sleeper train
No 5am domestic flight. You board at Giza after a day at the Pyramids, have dinner in your own cabin while the Nile Valley slides past the window, and wake up in Aswan. And if you've heard the old stories about Egyptian sleeper trains, you can set them aside — the carriages have been upgraded. Private cabins, proper berths, dinner and breakfast brought to you.
Aswan to Luxor
The MS TIA — and a night in a Nubian village
Three nights aboard the MS TIA, sailing north to reach Luxor the day before totality. Cabins with balconies, air conditioning that properly earns its keep in August, and a sundeck that turns into the observatory after dark. On the way you'll spend a night in a family-owned house in a Nubian village on the Nile — we suspect that's the bit you'll still be talking about at home.
Eclipse day
An open field, not a crowded deck
The plan is to take everyone out to a private open space near Luxor: a clear horizon in every direction, room to spread out, and nothing between the two of you and the sky. Six minutes is a long time to spend looking up — you'll want the room to do it properly.
And the rest of Egypt
A good few bucket-list items, all in the one trip
Plenty of people will come for the eclipse. Plenty will come for everything around it, and that's just as good a reason. You'll have the Pyramids of Giza and the Sphinx, the Grand Egyptian Museum, the Valley of the Kings and the Temple of Hatshepsut, Karnak and Luxor Temple, Philae and Kom Ombo, a felucca on the Nile at Aswan, and an early morning wandering Khan el-Khalili before the crowds turn up. If Egypt's been sitting on your list for years, this is a rather good way to finally do it.